£6.50Strawberry Cartwheel
A sorbet, not an ice cream. Hallam Lane strawberries, lemon, nothing else. Dairy-free.
Thirty-one tubs in the freezer
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Churned behind the sea wall at Puddleport since 2011
Scoopadoodle
Twelve flavours, made in forty-litre batches, sold in tubs off our own doorstep and in cones out of the hatch on Gullrow Steps. Flump does the waving.
Two scoops and a shower of hundreds and thousands, Gullrow Steps
Collection from the hatch is free · delivery £4.80 inside twelve miles, packed in a cold box · eleven of the twelve are in the freezer today
Thursday is churn day
Four we cannot keep in the freezer
These four go out faster than we can make them, so the numbers on the flavour page are the real ones and they change on a Thursday afternoon. Banoffee Bump is down to nine tubs as of this morning.
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The six-tub box · £36.00
Six tubs, one cold box, on your step by Saturday
- What is in itSix 500ml tubs you choose yourself, a wooden scoop, and a card telling you which one Flump would eat first.
- How it travelsA wool-lined box with two dry-ice sheets. It holds below −14°C for about thirty hours, which is plenty for twelve miles.
- Delivery£4.80 inside twelve miles of Puddleport, free over £40. Order by Wednesday 6pm for Saturday morning.
- If it arrives softSend us a photograph the same day and we remake the whole box, no questions. Unopened tubs can go back within fourteen days.
Build a six-tub box
From the churn to your step in four moves
No freezer in between. The tub you open was in the churn nine days ago at the most, and this is the whole of Flump’s week.
Drag the yard sideways to follow it along — the four steps are written out underneath either way.
Thursday, 6am
Forty litres goes in
Dunnock Farm cream and whatever fruit the Tuesday market had, one flavour at a time, straight out of the spout into a tub.
Thursday, noon
Forty tubs, filled by hand
Into 500ml tubs on the bench, lidded, dated and counted. Nobody machine-fills anything here, which is why there are only forty.
Friday, before seven
Boxed cold
Wool lining, two dry-ice sheets, a beech scoop and tape over the lid so you know nobody opened it on the way.
Saturday, by noon
Out on the van
The twelve-mile ring, done by the van itself. If you are out it goes to a neighbour and we text you which door.
Six to start you off
The ones people come back for
Prices are per 500ml tub. Stock is counted on Thursday afternoon and again whenever the hatch shuts.
£6.50
£6.00Proper Vanilla Pod
Two split pods per batch, so it is speckled. The one the children ask for twice.
Forty-two tubs in the freezer
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£6.75Chocolate Avalanche
Seventy-one per cent, melted in by hand so it ends up fudgy rather than icy.
Twenty-eight tubs in the freezer
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£7.00Banoffee Bump
Burnt-sugar toffee, banana folded in at the end so you get ribbons instead of mush.
Only nine tubs left
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£7.00Honeycomb Crunchle
We make the honeycomb on a Tuesday and smash it with a rolling pin. It keeps selling out.
Sold out — back Saturday 14 March 2026
Tell me when it is back
£6.75Coconut Cloud
Coconut cream base, toasted flakes stirred through. Dairy-free and the one vegans ask for.
Thirty tubs in the freezer
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My boy asked for the strawberry one at his birthday and then would not eat the cake. I have made my peace with it.
Ivy Brambleford, Gullrow — bought a party tub in August
Everything you would ask at the hatch
If it is not here, ring 01998 44 20 18 between eleven and five.
Ask Flump
What does delivery cost, and when does it turn up?
£4.80 anywhere inside twelve miles of Puddleport, and free once the order passes £40. Order by Wednesday at 6pm and the van brings it on Saturday morning, usually before noon. Outside twelve miles we cannot promise the ice cream arrives frozen, so we do not send it.
What is actually in the box?
Six 500ml tubs of whichever flavours you picked, a beech scoop, two dry-ice sheets and a wool lining you can put in the compost. The card on top says which tub to open first and which will keep.
Can I send it back?
Unopened tubs, yes — fourteen days, bring them to the hatch or we collect on the van run, and you get the money back within three working days. If a box turns up soft, photograph it the same day and we remake the lot rather than refund it.
What about allergens?
Every tub lists milk, egg, nuts, soya and gluten on the lid, and the same list sits on each flavour page. Four of the twelve are dairy-free. All of it is churned in one small room, so we cannot promise a batch has never met a hazelnut — if that matters to you, ring us first.
How long does a tub keep once it is home?
Three weeks in a home freezer with the lid on properly, and it is best in the first ten days — there is no stabiliser in it, so it goes grainy eventually. Never refreeze a tub that has gone soft in the car.
Go on then
Twelve flavours, eleven of them in the freezer this minute, and a van that already knows your road.
Free collection from Gullrow Steps, Thursday to Sunday, 11am until the tubs run out.