Strawberry Cartwheel
On the van at every stop. The only one that is never off the board.
Thirty-one tubs in the freezer
Gullrow Steps, Puddleport PT4 2QE
It is the blue shutter halfway down the steps, under the yellow awning, with a queue in front of it from about half eleven. Flump is the one waving.
The hatch
The scooping cabinet holds eight of the twelve, and which eight depends on what went out of the freezer at the weekend. If you have walked down for something in particular, ring first and we will put a cone-worth aside.
If the shutter is down
It means the tubs went. There is a chalkboard on the shutter saying what time we ran out and what is going in the churn on Thursday, which is the closest thing Puddleport has to a local paper.
Same five stops every week since 2019. It turns up within about ten minutes of these times unless the Nettlefold Road is shut again.
3.15pm to 5pm. School run stop, so the queue is children and it moves fast. Cones only, no tubs on the van on a Monday.
11am to 2pm. Cones and 500ml tubs. This is the stop to collect a box from if the steps are a nuisance for you.
6pm until dark. Cones, tubs and the party tubs if somebody has ordered one. Bring a coat, it is the windiest spot in Puddleport.
8am to noon, doorsteps only — the van is full of cold boxes and is not serving. You get a text when it is two stops away.
12.30pm to 4pm. Parked next to the cows whose cream is in the tub, which children find either wonderful or upsetting.
On the van this week
Van prices are the same as doorstep prices. Tub stock is what came out of the freezer on Thursday.
On the van at every stop. The only one that is never off the board.
Thirty-one tubs in the freezer
What the Monday queue mostly asks for, with a flake if there are flakes.
Forty-two tubs in the freezer
Goes on the Friday slipway run because it suits a cold evening.
Nineteen tubs in the freezer
Nine left, and the Sunday farm gate usually finishes them.
Only nine tubs left
Three huts, a sea wall, a slipway and one van. Puddleport is not a big place and we are not a big ice cream company, which suits everybody.
Either way it is the same ice cream and the same price. The van just saves you the steps.
Saturday deliveries are booked by Wednesday 6pm · £4.80, free over £40, twelve miles out of Puddleport