Churned Thursday · counted this morning

All twelve flavours

Every tub is 500ml and every price below is the whole tub, not a scoop. Four of the twelve are dairy-free. One is sold out and it is Honeycomb Crunchle, as usual.

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12 of 12 flavours
Sorted by
The order Flump lines them up — pink first, mango last
Prices
£6.00 to £7.50 a tub
All twelve · 12
Dairy-free · 4
Back in a bit · 1

Twelve flavours, sorted the way Flump lines them up on the shelf — pink at the left, mango at the right.

a scoop of Strawberry Cartwheel sorbet in a white bowl — in the freezer today£6.50

Strawberry Cartwheel

A sorbet, not an ice cream. Hallam Lane strawberries, lemon, nothing else at all.

Dairy-free

Thirty-one tubs in the freezer

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a metal scoop lifting Proper Vanilla Pod out of its tub — in the freezer today£6.00

Proper Vanilla Pod

Two split pods a batch, so it comes out speckled rather than pale.

Forty-two tubs in the freezer

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a dark scoop of Chocolate Avalanche on a cone — in the freezer today£6.75

Chocolate Avalanche

Seventy-one per cent, melted in by hand so it ends up fudgy instead of icy.

Twenty-eight tubs in the freezer

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a green scoop of Mint Chip Stampede above a chocolate scoop on a waffle cone — in the freezer today£6.50

Mint Chip Stampede

Fresh mint steeped overnight. The chips are chopped with a knife, not grated.

Nineteen tubs in the freezer

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a scoop of Salted Caramel Wallop under a caramel drizzle — in the freezer today£7.00

Salted Caramel Wallop

Caramel taken a shade too far on purpose, then pulled back with sea salt.

Twenty-four tubs in the freezer

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a toffee-coloured scoop of Banoffee Bump beside two cones — only nine tubs left£7.00

Banoffee Bump

Burnt-sugar toffee with banana folded in at the end, so you get ribbons.

Only nine tubs left

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two scoops of Rhubarb and Custard Giggle in a yellow cup — in the freezer today£6.75

Rhubarb & Custard Giggle

Forced rhubarb from Nettlefold rippled through a proper egg custard base.

Sixteen tubs in the freezer

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a green scoop of Pistachio Pow in a glass bowl with shelled pistachios — in the freezer today£7.50

Pistachio Pow

Pistachios ground here on a Wednesday. The dearest thing we make, and worth it.

Eleven tubs in the freezer

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a berry-rippled scoop of Blackcurrant Ripple Rocket in a bowl with blueberries — in the freezer today£6.75

Blackcurrant Ripple Rocket

A blackcurrant sorbet rippled into coconut cream. Purple all the way down.

Dairy-free

Twenty-two tubs in the freezer

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a pale scoop of Honeycomb Crunchle in a yellow bowl — sold out until Saturday 14 March 2026£7.00

Honeycomb Crunchle

We make the honeycomb on a Tuesday and smash it with a rolling pin.

Sold out — back Saturday 14 March 2026

Tell me when it is back
two white scoops of Coconut Cloud in a stone bowl — in the freezer today£6.75

Coconut Cloud

Coconut cream base with toasted flakes stirred through at the last minute.

Dairy-free

Thirty tubs in the freezer

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three orange scoops of Mango Somersault on a plate — in the freezer today£6.50

Mango Somersault

Mango, lime and nothing else. A sorbet, and the brightest tub in the freezer.

Dairy-free

Fourteen tubs in the freezer

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Two ways to buy the same ice cream

Off the doorstep

Tubs out of the freezer

Packed by hand on Thursday afternoon, lidded, dated and stacked. A 500ml tub is four decent scoops, or two if somebody is upset about something.

  • 500ml tub£6.00 — £7.50
  • 1.5L party tub£16.50
  • Box of six 500ml tubs£36.00
  • Delivery inside twelve miles£4.80, free over £40
Start with the strawberry

At the hatch

Cones on Gullrow Steps

Eight of the twelve are on the hatch board on any given day, and which eight depends on what sold out at the weekend. Cones are made in Puddleport by the bakery two doors along.

  • One scoop, waffle cone£3.20
  • Two scoops, waffle cone£4.60
  • Tub to take away, 200ml£3.60
  • Gluten-free coneNo extra charge, ask
Find the hatch
A scoop pulled through a fresh tray of chocolate-chip ice cream in the Scoopadoodle churn room
Thursday, half past nine. Nobody is allowed to taste it yet.

Forty litres at a time

Why there are twelve and not thirty

One churn, one room, one flavour at a time. Cream comes from Dunnock Farm on the Nettlefold road twice a week and whatever fruit the Tuesday market had decides what goes in next. That is the whole operation, and it is why the list is twelve long rather than thirty.

Nothing here carries a stabiliser or a gum, so a tub is at its best in the first ten days and will go grainy if you keep it a month. We would rather tell you that than pretend otherwise.

Come and watch on a Thursday

Before you pick six

The things people ring up about, in the order they ring up about them.

Ask Flump

Which four are dairy-free, and are they safe for a milk allergy?

Strawberry Cartwheel, Blackcurrant Ripple Rocket, Coconut Cloud and Mango Somersault contain no milk, cream or egg, and they are churned first on a Thursday before any dairy goes near the machine. It is still one machine in one room, so for a diagnosed allergy rather than a preference, please ring 01998 44 20 18 and we will tell you honestly what we can and cannot promise.

What is the full allergen list?

Milk and egg in the eight dairy flavours. Nuts in Pistachio Pow only. Gluten in the waffle cones, never in the ice cream itself. No soya anywhere. Every lid carries the same list printed on it, and the hatch has a folder with the full recipe sheets if you want to read one while you queue.

Can I mix sizes in one box?

A six-tub box holds six 500ml tubs and nothing else — a 1.5L party tub takes up the space of three, so it travels in a box of its own. Mixing the two in one delivery is fine, it is just two boxes and one delivery charge.

How do the stock numbers on this page work?

Somebody counts the freezer on Thursday afternoon when the churn stops, and again every time the hatch shuts. The numbers you see are those counts, not an estimate. If a flavour runs out between counts we ring you before the van leaves and you choose a swap or a refund.

Something is sold out. What now?

Put your name on the waiting list and you get one message the morning it is back in the freezer, with a day to order before it goes on this page. The price does not change while it is out. Honeycomb Crunchle is back on Saturday 14 March 2026.

Six tubs, £36, Saturday morning

Pick any six from the twelve. Flump will put the one he likes best on top.

Order by Wednesday 6pm. Collection from Gullrow Steps is free and always will be.